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How Ed Brown Cooks A Turkey



Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey ( preferably scotch)



Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey


Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink



Step 7: Turn oven the on.
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky.


Step 9: Turk the bastey.
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get.



Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer.
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey.


Step 13: Bake the whiskey for hours.
Step 14: Test the lurkey for numbness.


Step 15: Take the oven out of the lurkey.
Step 16: Floor the lurkey up off of the pick.


Step 17: Turk the carvey.
Step 18: Get yerself nuther scottle of botch.



Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey.
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out.